Don’t you just hate all the stupid quiz websites out there? You know the ones I’m talking about: “give us your name and we’ll tell you what superhero you are!” Well, I hate them too… that is, I hate them unless I’m bored and actually find the results rather funny. Today, a friend alerted me to one that tells you how your name will be defined in the dictionary. His was rather funny, so I decided to try my own… and then my family’s… and then a bunch of random people. Here is a select portion of what I spent the last hour laughing at:
- Darrell Rohl — [noun]: A master blogger
- Darrell J. Rohl — [adjective]: Smelling like turnips at all times
- Traci Rohl — [adjective]: Like in nature to a banana peel
- Austin Rohl — [noun]: A hard-core grave robber
- Reagan Rohl — [noun]: A person who makes a living suing celebrities
- Alanna Rohl — [adjective]: Banshee-like
- Barack Obama — [noun]: A person with a taste for acorns
- George W. Bush — [adjective]: Similar to butter in texture and appearance
- Clint Eastwood — [noun]: A person who falls into an outhouse and dies
- Chuck Norris — [adjective]: Like in nature to a train-riding hobo
- Axl Rose — [noun]: A beat poet working the streets
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Darrell J. Rohl BSc (Hons) (Andrews), MA (Dunelm): I'm a PhD candidate in 
Those are hilarious! Where did you get those?
I got these from this website, bud: http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz_83.html.